While AI scans data at light speed, a half-sleepy copywriter sips chai and casually drops a line that makes silicon blush. “Make AI worried you’re going to take its job.” That’s not copy, that’s a slap wearing cologne. Algorithms? Brilliant at patterns. Useless at punchlines. Because no machine can mimic the human brain’s genius for pointless detours and delicious subtext.

While AI scans data at light speed, a half-sleepy copywriter sips chai and casually drops a line that makes silicon blush. “Make AI worried you’re going to take its job.” That’s not copy, that’s a slap wearing cologne. Algorithms? Brilliant at patterns. Useless at punchlines. Because no machine can mimic the human brain’s genius for pointless detours and delicious subtext.

To the doomsday prophets who think AI will replace us all — sweetie, if AI could write this line, it wouldn’t need your TED Talk.

This isn’t copy.
It’s confidence in font form.

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