Are you a 21-year-old with 37 years of experience in content writing, concept building, posting, designing, scripting, editing, strategy, paid ads, reels, emails, blogs, SEO, storytelling, telepathy, and maybe...telekinesis?
THEN YOU'RE STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
Because we’re looking for a UNICORN NINJA ROCKSTAR WIZARD who can:
Write like Ogilvy at 2 am on a Red Bull IV
Conceptualise 12 campaign ideas before breakfast
Make 5 mood boards while manifesting the brand’s aura
Post on 6 platforms simultaneously while levitating
Read the founder’s mind and translate it into a Canva post (without using templates)
Make reels that make Gen Z cry and boomers "hmmm"
Engage in comments without triggering an existential crisis
Know when Mercury is in retrograde and adjust the brand tonality accordingly
You’ll be expected to:
Pitch ideas in a PowerPoint made entirely of haikus
Attend 3 AM brainstorms called “Vibe Syncs”
Answer WhatsApp texts before we even send them
How to get in? Survive our CIA Level 7 Interview Rounds:
Round 1: Spot the Oxford comma
Round 2: Decode a brief written entirely in emojis
Round 3: Creative Hunger Games
Round 4: Cry but make it a carousel
Round 5: 60-second reel concept on “Capitalism & Canva”
Round 6: Convince us memes are a strategy
Round 7: Tell the founder their idea sucks (and survive)
Location: Hybrid. (9 hours in office, 8 at home everyday)
Stipend: Emotional growth & exposure. Maybe pizza if the post goes viral.
Duration: Till you give up or we find someone cheaper than you.
Perks:
Endless feedback loops
Founder’s monologues on “why this brand is different”
Occasional chai
The illusion of creative freedom
Think you're up for it? Then send us:
Your resume
Your birth chart
Your top 3 LinkedIn carousel posts that went viral
A reel explaining ROI in under 7 seconds
DM us with “I’m the Wizard” or email at sendhelp@internsindistress,com
PS: It's a fake hiring post and headline padh ne ke baad kitne log interested likhenge waiting for that.
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