๐—›๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น๐—น ๐Ÿฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ if the movie is as bad as the trailer then 23 things they could have done with 375 crores instead of making this movie

1. ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—”๐—œ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฝ โ€“ Seed fund a deep tech AI company, hire top IIT/IIM grads, and still have money left for branding, HR, and 5 years of losses.
2. ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฌ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ฑ-๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น๐˜€ in Tier-2 and Tier-3 cities.
3. ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐Ÿณ-๐Ÿด ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—น๐˜๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€ with decent capacity.
4. ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐Ÿฑ-๐Ÿฒ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐˜†๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—น๐—บ๐˜€ with A-list actors and CGI elephants.
5. ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜† ๐Ÿญ,๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ+ ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ in metro outskirts and become the landlord of a small town.
6. ๐—ฅ๐˜‚๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป
7. ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฎโ€™๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ข๐—ง๐—ง ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ and produce 20 web series.
8. ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐Ÿฏ,๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ+ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต โ‚น๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ต ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต and become Indiaโ€™s Shark Tank.
9. ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ฎ ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜ with treehouses, infinity pools, and armed monkey guards.
10. ๐—›๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—”๐—น๐—ถ ๐—ž๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฟ for your line of diapers.
11. ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜† ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ,๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐˜†๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—˜๐—ป๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฑ๐˜€ and organize Indiaโ€™s noisiest wedding baraat.
12. ๐—ฃ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—— ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ in every city saying โ€œYouโ€™re welcome.โ€
13. ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฌ-๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ณ in Gurugram with laser eyes.
14. ๐—ฆ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—œ๐—ฃ๐—Ÿ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ โ€” call them "The Overachievers."
15. ๐—ข๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ โ€” only to people named "Rahul."
16. ๐—ข๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ to bring BTS to perform in your backyard.
17. ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜† ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€, build a palace, and name it ๐˜š๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ข.
18. ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ made entirely in India and name it ๐˜‰๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜™๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ 1.
19. ๐—ฆ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ โ€” just for Instagram influencers.
20. ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ป with spa, sushi bar, and a โ€œrant room.โ€
21. ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ท ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€, just because.
22. ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜† ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ท๐—ฒ๐˜ and name it ๐˜๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ˆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด.
23. ๐—•๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜‚๐—บ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ฟ



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