Finish your work
→ Get more
Don’t finish your work
→ Get trauma
Lose-Lose situation
My solution:
Find out about their extramarital affair
It has several benefits:
→ Highest hikes
→ Never get fired
→ Fast reimbursements
→ Instant OOO approval
→ Ask them for a hotspot anytime
Have you checked your Manager’s chats yet?
Achieve corporate moksha by unlocking their phone now!
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