'EV'eryone is criticizing him but I have learnt a few lessons and sensed some opportunities from his series of tweets:
1) He has mentioned that if Kunal Kamra cares about Ola Electric, Sir Bhavish will pay more than his 'failed' comedy career.
So those of us who feel we have failed in our career, don't miss out on this chance. First calculate how much you have earned till now in your 'failed' career. Visit Ola or Ola Electric office, create some reels, post on twitter, show your care about 'Ola' and get paid directly. Just email your bank account number to Ola Customer Care. That's it. Now you can retire. It is F.I.R.E - Financial independence, Retire Early. I am also planning a trip to Bangalore to meet Sir, with all my salary slips to do the same.
2) He also mentioned 'Or else sit quiet and let us focus on fixing the issues for the real customers'.
Go to Ola Service Center, take a chair and silently observe how the 'issues' are being fixed for the 'real' customers. Please note this is only for 'fake' customers. 'Real' customers should not try this stunt. Instead carry a water bottle in your Ola bike always, in case it bursts into flames. Otherwise you have to rant against Ola from Heaven.
Aur ye sirf ek electric vehicle nahi hai. Ye hybrid hain. Gaali se bhi chalta hain. Gaali do scooter ko aur scooter apne aap chalega. Lekin ye technology India ke bahaar nahi jaana chahiye.
3) Sir also mentioned "Chot lagi? Dard hua?" - This shows his empathetic side and he is obsessed about user pain points.
4) He also said "I’ll pay better than your flop shows pay you. Show your audience how much you truly care and whether you’re only gas and BS."
- Just admit you are all gas (upload pic of a Pan 40 tablet to prove you are a gas balloon) and bullshit and get paid. Easy money. You can recover all the extra money you paid due to Ola 'surge pricing' through this technique.
5) Sir mentioned "“Comedian ban na sake, chaudhary banne chale” -
What eloquence! What natural retort! Kya chune hue shabd. Ahaaahaaa. Just mindblowing response Sir.....I am sure even Krutrim cannot come up with such a retort inspite of any 'prompt' you give. Nothing Krutrim. Nothing artificial. Only let natural feelings come out when someone criticizes you. Had this happened face to face instead of on Twitter I am sure it would have gone till MCBC. This teaches you that you should not hold yourself back. Don't restrain yourself. Let the natural feelings flow.
6) Read that actor Nakuul Mehta said that Sir Bhavish is an ideal contestant for Bigg Boss.
Dear Nakuul, Sir humara Elon Musk hain. Wo Bigg Boss jaenge nahi. Wo Bigg Boss kharid lenge. Tumhe bhi kharid lenge. Hum sabko kharid lenge. Unke paas bohut paisa hain. Bohut funding hain. Tum ho kya unke saamne ?
Sir Bhavish ka charan o mein mera koti koti pranaam. 🙏
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This post was originally shared by Pradipta Das on Linkedin.