👉 Asking “Will you marry me?” on date 1. This is not Koffee with Karan. Calm down.
👉 Sending “Good morning baby” before even meeting her. She’s not your baby. She’s still deciding if you look like your pictures.
👉 Asking “Will you live with my mom?” like it’s a normal ice-breaker. It's not. Please stop.
👉 Saying “You seem too busy for this” if she doesn’t reply in 30 minutes. This is not Dunzo. Oh wait, that shut down. Why aren't you?
👉 Starting every conversation with “Tell me about yourself” like it’s a campus placement interview.
👉 Writing “I’m looking for a girl who respects my parents.” That’s sweet. Do you respect hers?
👉 Saying “My mom will decide” and then asking for an “independent, modern girl.” Pick a struggle.
👉 Telling her she should “adjust.” Please adjust your expectations first.
👉 Demanding a modern, independent girl… who cooks, cleans, prays, and moves into your house. Sir, that’s four women, not one.
👉 Calling yourself “well-settled.” Because your dad gave you a flat and now you think you’re a catch.
Let’s raise the bar, not the blood pressure.
Thank you.
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