Ever worked in SEO? You’ve definitely met these characters:
1️⃣ The Keyword Kasai: Can’t stop stuffing keywords everywhere, even in casual convos. (“What’s for lunch near me?”)
2️⃣ Backlink Baba: Creates 10 backlinks daily and thinks they’re conquering the world.
3️⃣ Meta Title Minister: Obsessed with fitting EVERYTHING in 70 characters or less.
4️⃣ Analytics Aghori: Lives on the Google Analytics dashboard, finding insights like a yogi in meditation.
5️⃣ Update Ustad: Panics at every algorithm update. (“Yeh update meri job leke rahega!”)
6️⃣ Content Ki Factory: Pushes out 10 blogs a day and still calls it a "warm-up."
7️⃣ Tool Ka Tota: SEMrush, Ahrefs, Screaming Frog — if there’s a tool, they know it better than the devs.
8️⃣ Spam Sultan: Drops links everywhere, from forums to family WhatsApp groups.
9️⃣ CTR Chatterjee: Talks about click-through rates like their life depends on it.
🔟 The Secret Spy: Stalks competitors’ websites harder than Sherlock solving a case.
Which one are you? Or do you know someone who fits perfectly into one of these? Tag them and let them know! 🤓
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