I find:

1) 6 banks are giving me easy loans.

2) 10/15 banks waiting to deliver my pre-approval credit card.

3) I have won £ 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

4) 8-10 Job companies have the best jobs for me.

5) 3 matrimonial sites have the most suited matches for me.

6) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

7) 5-6 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. And 😎 Approx 20-25 mails from Rahul, Shivam, and Neha, Reema who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

*Wow, What else do we need in life?*